Dear Santa,
You must now be on your way to the homes of the good children. I'm not sure I made it to your list this year but I still want to make a wish. I do not want a gift this year, just a few errands for you.
As you go through my neighbourhood,
Tell Mrs Benson that I love her and never really meant to say those words to her.
Tell Morse that I'm truly sorry for the disappointments and promise to be a better friend the coming year.
Tell Kels that I miss her company and want her back.
Tell Vic that he is the most adorable young man I ever set my eyes on.
Tell Jack I've waited 3 full years without him noticing how much I'm crushed on him.
Tell little Ada that she remains my cute little daughter to me no matter what.
Tell Jul that she is the best friend anyone could ask for.
Tell Oge that he is the most caring person I ever met.
Tell Mama Moses that her akara and pap were the best this year.
Tell Mr Clint how beautiful his puppy is and that it'd be nice he cut down the bush path by his gate.
Tell Nina how much I would want her to continue her education.
I know this is quite a list but I really hope you're able to do all and give me a green Christmas. In return, I have something truly beautiful for you. Sneak in through my fireplace when you're done.
Ho ho ho, Meeeerry Christmas!